Me: Kids, you need to leave for school!
[Carlo comes downstairs. Anna doesn’t. I yell for Anna multiple times. She finally hears me and comes downstairs.]
Carlo: Anna is such a noob.
Me: She’s not a noob, you’re a noob.
Carlo: YOU’RE a noob.
Me: You’re the President of Noobistan.
Carlo: If you were in the Noob Olympics you’d win the Gold medal in Noobing.
Me: When are you going to Norway?
Carlo [thinks; comes up empty]: Why would I go to Norway?
Me: To accept the Nobel Prize for Noobery.
Anna: More like the NOOBel Prize.