Before School

Me: Kids, you need to leave for school!

[Carlo comes downstairs. Anna doesn’t. I yell for Anna multiple times. She finally hears me and comes downstairs.]

Carlo: Anna is such a noob.

Me: She’s not a noob, you’re a noob.

Carlo: YOU’RE a noob.

Me: You’re the President of Noobistan.

Carlo: If you were in the Noob Olympics you’d win the Gold medal in Noobing.

Me: When are you going to Norway?

Carlo [thinks; comes up empty]: Why would I go to Norway?

Me: To accept the Nobel Prize for Noobery.

Anna: More like the NOOBel Prize. 

Craig Calcaterra

Craig is the national baseball writer for NBCSports.com. He writes about things other than sports at Craigcalcaterra.com. He lives in New Albany, Ohio with his wife, two kids, and many cats.

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