The Blue Jays are doing pretty well this year and just picked up two great players, so there’s a non-trivial chance they make the playoffs. And if you make the playoffs in this day and age, you have just as good a shot to make the World Series as anyone. I cover the World Series each year, so there’s a non-trivial chance I’ll have to go to Toronto in October. As such, I need to renew my expired passport out of an abundance of caution.

Not gonna say my last passport was from a long time ago, but this is what I looked like when I got it.