I went to Wikipedia to look something up and there was a notification saying that one of my edits to another page had been removed. I have never edited a Wikipedia page, so this seemed odd to me. I looked. The page was about mallard ducks. I realized that it flagged me based on IP address, so the change could’ve come from anyone in my house. I looked at the edit which was removed. This was it.
Based on the cadence and certain typing tics, I am 99.9% sure that my 12-year-old daughter Anna wrote this. While vandalizing Wikipedia pages is probably not the BEST use of her time, I am not sure I have ever been more proud of her. This is simply art.