Great Moments in Masculinity

A brief discussion of Christmas gifts was had this afternoon.

Allison: I can’t forget to wrap that one last thing I have for you.

Me: If you forget you can just keep whatever it is [laughs].

Allison: It wouldn’t do me any good. It’s a very Craig gift.

Me [thinks what would be useful for me and not for Allison]: What is it? Razor blades?

Allison: What? No. Why? Do you need razor blades? 

Me: It’s just the first thing that popped into my head when you said it was a very masculine gift.

Allison: I didn’t say it was “very masculine.” I said it was “very Craig." 

Craig Calcaterra

Craig is the national baseball writer for He writes about things other than sports at He lives in New Albany, Ohio with his wife, two kids, and many cats.

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