Anna is in the kitchen making her lunch. I am in the kitchen as well.

Anna [gets block of cheese out of the refrigerator]: Can you help me cut a few pieces of this?

Me [giggling]: So, you want me to … CUT THE CHEESE?! 

Anna [looks at me with utter disdain]

Anna: God, you are such a troll, dad.

Me: [more giggles, bordering on cackles]

Craig Calcaterra

Craig is the national baseball writer for He writes about things other than sports at He lives in New Albany, Ohio with his wife, two kids, and many cats.

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