Crapman lives in the Cave of Soli-Toot

Anna is in the gifted program at school. Her standardized test scores are startlingly high. She is able to converse with adults comfortably and at a surprisingly sophisticated level.

But when she’s bored she does stuff like this.

If you’ll excuse me, I’m off to go lobby for year-round schooling in New Albany. 

Craig Calcaterra

Craig is the national baseball writer for He writes about things other than sports at He lives in New Albany, Ohio with his wife, two kids, and many cats.

Leave a Reply