Last night, when we were wondering whether school would be closed today, Carlo said “if school is closed, you get to spend more time with us!”

Which, yes, buddy, you’re right. And I love you very much and cherish all the time I get to spend with you. Because you’re growing up so fast and one day I’ll wonder where all the time with my children went.

But seriously: I need your asses at school today because I’m getting really damn sick of this.

With love,

Dad