Anna is learning how to use PowerPoint in school. I told her that I never learned how to use PowerPoint. Which is true. I used to just tell a secretary or a paralegal that I needed a PowerPoint that said blah, blah, blah and it just appeared. Ah, those were the days.

Anna thought this was sad, so she said she would make me a presentation. I had no idea what it was going to be until she was done with it. This is it: