Allison has observed that I probably do too much for the kids. She’s right. So today I let them make their own lunch and decided to record it. Observations: (1) Anna makes her peanut butter and jelly like some kind of communist; and (2) when I made Carlo eat an apple, he literally farted on it.  Held it up to his ass and farted on it.

Craig Calcaterra

Craig is the national baseball writer for He writes about things other than sports at He lives in New Albany, Ohio with his wife, two kids, and many cats.

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