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Carlo in the City

Carlo called me up to his room last night as he was going to bed. He was a bit miffed. “Dad, Anna always gets to do stuff. I want to do stuff,” he said. “What do you mean, buddy?” I asked. “You ‘do stuff’ all the time.” “No, I don’t. It’s always stuff we do […]

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So I bought a Subaru

I bought a Subaru Forester last night. I told the Internet about it today. I got a lot of responses like this: @craigcalcaterra Do they come with the “COEXIST” sticker already on it from the dealer? Or is that a separate thing? Asking for a friend. — Ann Marie (@amarie029) February 21, 2014 //platform.twitter.com/widgets.js I […]

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Another goddamn snow day

Last night, when we were wondering whether school would be closed today, Carlo said “if school is closed, you get to spend more time with us!” Which, yes, buddy, you’re right. And I love you very much and cherish all the time I get to spend with you. Because you’re growing up so fast and […]

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This is on the wall of the restroom at the tack store where Allison shops. Because of course it is.

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They fight a lot. But they play together more than they fight. And they get really mad when you say they’re best friends. But they are.

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