Craig Calcaterra

Going to bed annoyed + randomly waking up at 1:30am + cats being dumb + remembering why you were annoyed + remembering ten other things that annoy you + staring at the ceiling = resignation to a two-hour night’s sleep, 4am coffee and a long, long day ahead.

“As soon as you meet you a West Virginia man, marry him, right away.”

Alex Rodriguez sued Major League Baseball last night alleging that the league and Commissioner Selig have illegally tried to drum him out of the game. I’m cited in paragraph 37 of the complaint with a name-check in footnote 1. If you win, A-Rod, where do I send my bill for the time spent writing that […]

I got more closure from the series finale of breaking bad than I did with my last relationship. #GoodbyeBreakingBad — Joshua Tyne Rankin (@BetterThanGabe) September 30, 2013 //platform.twitter.com/widgets.js

While I work for NBC, my office is really Twitter. Indeed, I spend most of my working day on Twitter, both monitoring the baseball news and tweeting like crazy. Insights, jokes, things even more useless than that. There are some days where I’d wager that I tweet more words than most writers write in actual […]

While I work for NBC, my office is really Twitter. Indeed, I spend most of my working day on Twitter, both monitoring the baseball news and tweeting like crazy. Insights, jokes, things even more useless than that. There are some days where I’d wager that I tweet more words than most writers write in actual articles […]