Anna: Allison is sleeping way too late! Can I wake her up?????????
me: No, honey. She has to wake up early for work most days. It’s OK if she sleeps in on the weekend.
Anna: But I’m starving!I need a breakfast taco!
me: I think you can survive for a few minutes longer, baby.
Anna: Can we at least start making one? I cant go any longer or I’ll die!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
me: Honey, we will wait. If you’re hungry you can have a banana or a granola bar or something. Tacos are more for brunch today.
Anna: Were having them for lunch!!!!?????NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
me: BRUNCH, not lunch. Way before lunch
Anna: THen why dont we start making MINE.
me: Because we make all the eggs and bacon at once.
Anna: well then start making all of at once or I’ll die of hunger!
me: Honey, please. Patience.
Anna: I can only have patience if Allison wakes up because I have already been patient for a million hundred years and you can start making breakfast tacos right now unless you want me to die!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
me: I promise, you will not die
Anna: but what if I do It will be all your fault
me: I guess I’ll have to live with that.