A brief discussion of Christmas gifts was had this afternoon.
Allison: I can’t forget to wrap that one last thing I have for you.
Me: If you forget you can just keep whatever it is [laughs].
Allison: It wouldn’t do me any good. It’s a very Craig gift.
Me [thinks what would be useful for me and not for Allison]: What is it? Razor blades?
Allison: What? No. Why? Do you need razor blades?
Me: It’s just the first thing that popped into my head when you said it was a very masculine gift.
Allison: I didn’t say it was “very masculine.” I said it was “very Craig."