Allison got me an old-school safety razor for Christmas. I was scared I’d cut my face off at first but after two shaves I was totally comfortable. It’s a great shave And makes me feel mega-manly. Joe DiMaggio used these, after all. Best part: saying goodbye to the insanely expensive Gillette cartridges.

Craig Calcaterra

Craig is the national baseball writer for He writes about things other than sports at He lives in New Albany, Ohio with his wife, two kids, and many cats.

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